jokes and random funny stuff

[JCO]

I should have known..you have no shame.....a Taurus....of all the nerve...awww... nice potted plant to..

[stucco]

[badflash]

A mushroom walks into a bar.
The bartender says "Get out! We don't serve your kind here!"
The mushroom asks "Why not? I'm a fungi!"

You might have to say the punch line out loud.... :P

[badflash]

An atom walks into a bar and asks "I've lost an electron, have you seen him?"
The bar tender asks "Are you sure?"
Replies the atom "I'm positive!"

[JCO]

Wow...way over my head...

[stucco]

[stucco]

nature laughs last.

[JCO]

So what is that swarm suppose to be? Looks like the way I use to see Black birds flocking and traveling South for the winter when I was a kid in Southeast Missouri. Been a long time since I've even thought about that, but they would whorl and swhorl just like a school of fish and there would be thousands of them and it would sometimes take them 5 to 10 minutes to fly over before the stragglers would be gone. Quite a site to see for a young farm boy the first time I saw it.

[stucco]

So what is that swarm suppose to be?

They are giving the bird sign.

[JCO]

Leave it to you

Bird, Bird, Bird...Ba..Bird is the WORD