Epic Animal Attack

[jcx]

Today I went to get some crickets from my friends shop and I noticed something new. A young green anaconda, that would be cool in aquaponics. So i asked a little about how fast they grow and how long it would be before I needed body armor and a team of 4 to 6 well trained people to handle it. Then I asked him if I could hold it, he said "I would not let a normal customer hold it. But I know you wont sue me when it bites you. I slowly moved my hand into its tank to pick it up, not very happy at this point. Finely I picked it up and it seemed like it was doing alright. At this point I noticed my buddy was opening a first aid kit and snickering a little. When I turned my head a little to look over at him *BOOM* the snake nailed one of my dread locks! Lucky for me it realized there was no meat inside it or that axe body was residue tastes like shit. I should have been video typing it.

Eh, here is an epic animal attack picture to make up for the lack of video^^