Gonna be outta touch again .....

[jackalope]

I'm flying out tomorrow morning for Portland, OR .... I don't know how long I'll be gone ..... I'm taking the lappy just in case I can get on wireless, but we'll be driving across the whole Southern US (My Daughter-in-law likes to see the sights!). It's a good thing we're going South, because it's snowing here and supposed to keep snowing for a while. I just hope my wife can make it back from Billings tomorrow after dropping me off at the airport. BTW, no naked body scanners for me, I was searching around, and those 'low-level' radiation scanning machines have 10 times as much radiation bombarding the body than the standard mammogram machines, which the FDA have recently admitted cause breast cancer in women! I'll do the 'opt out' so if some TSA gangsta/hoodie gets his/her thrills copping a feel, at least I won't get cancer from it!

Catch y'all on the flip-flop!!

[urbanfarmer]

We will hold down the fort!

How in the heck do you opt out? Do you tell them before you get there? I would rather not go through these dang machines either!