jokes and random funny stuff

[15mules]

I wonder if he was going to call WANDA

[Aloha Don]

A redhead told her blonde step-sister, "I slept with a Brazilian."
The blonde replies, "Oh my god!! You slut! How many is a Brazilian?"

[15mules]

You know you have been spending too much time working on your AP system???

[15mules]

When You know your fish by name.

[15mules]

When you can tell the difference between a boy scud and a girl scud.

[JCO]

She the one in the skirt

[15mules]

If you are making little skirts for your scuds, you are definitely spending too much time with your AP system

[15mules]

When you find yourself sharing more pictures of your plants than your family
you may be spending too much time with your AP system.



I know what some of you are thinking about now.

Wait, What, Plants are family???

[Aloha Don]

If you visit and talk to your plants before you talk to your family,
you may be spending too much time with your AP system...
(feeling guilty)

[Aloha Don]

A young man at his first job as a waiter in a diner has a large trucker sit down at the counter and order, "Gimme 3 flat tires and a couple of headlights."
Bewildered he goes to the kitchen and tells the cook, "I think this guy's in the wrong store, look at what he ordered!"
The cook says, "He wants 3 pancakes & 2 eggs sunny-side up."
The waiter takes a bowl of beans to the trucker.
He looks at it and growls, "What's this? I didn't order this!"
The young man tells him, "The cook says that while you're waiting for your parts you might as well gas up!"