A man and his always, nagging wife took a vacation to the Holy Land.


While there, unfortunately, the wife passed away. Her poor husband was faced with the decision of transporting her remains back to the United States for $5000 versus burying her in the Holy Land for $150.00.


He chose to send her back for $5000. The undertaker asked him why he made that choice when it would have been so wonderful to have her buried in The Holy Land for only $150.00.

The man replied: "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance