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    WHAT OLD PEOPLE DO FOR FUN

    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

    Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop. I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.

    I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break'? He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a 'Nazi.' He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.

    So I called him a 'dough-nut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket.

    This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.

    Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said,

    'I ? Obama.'

    I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.
    JCO
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    Re: WHAT OLD PEOPLE DO FOR FUN


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    Re: WHAT OLD PEOPLE DO FOR FUN

    "Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same." - President Ronald Reagan

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    Re: WHAT OLD PEOPLE DO FOR FUN

    Hahaha haha, your the man. I love you forever.

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    Re: WHAT OLD PEOPLE DO FOR FUN

    That's funny...he didn't look Hawaiian
    JCO
    Irish eyes are always smiling but
    • "In the eyes of the world, you are only as good as your last success"
    so never forget
    • "MAN IS ONLY LIMITED BY HIS IMAGINATION"

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