OK, OK, so you guys are now experts in English humor .... I gotta question for you ..... (This came from my step-father's English family .... many years ago - my step-dad told it to us when I was a little kid because his father told it to him when he was a little kid and he thought it was the funniest thing he had ever heard )

What's the difference between a good riddle and an elephant sitting on a sweet roll?

You've got 24 hours ........