The Shortest Fairy Tale Ever

[jackalope]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl
said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and
went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch
and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and passed gas
whenever he wanted.

The End


Credit: bdquick

Hey I have the same problem.... Only I'm female...
hubby WON't fish, hell he won't even eat sushi after I went fishing because he feels guilty.
I can't hunt anymore, can't walk that far but I do raise rabbits and he can't eat what he meets so I get jokes about why I cant see a scary movie but I can kill an animal... LOL
well you get the idea

I don't eat rabbits either, I'm on your hubby's side ..... to me they're just a fluffy rat with a short tail Skin a rabbit, and skin a wharf rat, cut off their tails and lay them side-by-side, you can't tell the difference