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    Moderator jackalope's Avatar
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    Re: The Shortest Fairy Tale Ever

    Quote Originally Posted by mommyhen42
    Quote Originally Posted by Jackalope
    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl
    said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and
    went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch
    and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and passed gas
    whenever he wanted.

    The End


    Credit: bdquick
    Hey I have the same problem.... Only I'm female...
    hubby WON't fish, hell he won't even eat sushi after I went fishing because he feels guilty.
    I can't hunt anymore, can't walk that far but I do raise rabbits and he can't eat what he meets so I get jokes about why I cant see a scary movie but I can kill an animal... LOL
    well you get the idea
    I don't eat rabbits either, I'm on your hubby's side ..... to me they're just a fluffy rat with a short tail Skin a rabbit, and skin a wharf rat, cut off their tails and lay them side-by-side, you can't tell the difference
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    Re: The Shortest Fairy Tale Ever

    Welcome back Momyhen! We've missed you!
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    Re: The Shortest Fairy Tale Ever

    Mommyhen,

    Welcome home and back to the show...we all missed you greatly....
    JCO
    Irish eyes are always smiling but
    • "In the eyes of the world, you are only as good as your last success"
    so never forget
    • "MAN IS ONLY LIMITED BY HIS IMAGINATION"

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